Fireworks

Pyrotechnic wonder in your very own living room. In fact, pyrotechnic nets are the only effective way to trap mushroom people. Fleeting as they are, they provide sufficient energy and shazoom to stun the critters and stabilize their dimensional pogo stick field long enough for an alternate containment device (classically the polished skull of a unicorn worm) to be organised. The method is still new and mistrust is rife amongst the more traditional critter hunters with their silver skeins which inevitably injure the capture candidates. It's efficiency is undoubted, however, the shazoom factor which has been years in research and development is even thought to draw critters through the icosahedral dimensional rifts that they wander around. My collection is growing exponentially ever since I've switched to the pyrotechnic nets and one can feel sure that no critters are unduly wounded during the extraction proceedure. Soon my results will be presented to the 2kth Symposium of Grull Hunters in Vermont. Hopefully, this more humane and efficient way will take our art into the next trillbafloon.