The McNasty

The McNasty, a culinary composition from the the bounty of the college cafeteria, designed to hurt...

Ingredients

• Bread roll
• Dubious 'cheese with herbs'
• Quartered tomato
• Chili sauce (the serious stuff)
• Cream cheese

Method

Cut off one end of the bread roll and hollow it out. Cram in one slice of the dubious cheese. Add 2-3 dashes of chili sauce. Add a tomato quarter. Add another 2 dashes of chili sauce. Cram in another slice of cheese. 2 dashes of chili sauce. Add ~1tbsp of cream cheese. Chili sauce. Tomato. Another slice of cheese. Chili sauce. Tomato. Chili sauce. Cheese. Tomato. Cheese. Chili sauce. And you're done!

Microwave at 600W for about one minute...

Principle

Pain and re-evaluation of life. The microwave process should allow the terminal cheese slice to ooze out something awful and make the tomato scalding hot - a most worthy surprise and an obstacle to the over-convenienced life-style the method represents. The chili sauce serves to clear the awareness and sensitize the systemic realization of the bigger picture (if you think I'm rambling just try it...). The cream cheese is a real expansion of potentiality in the middle, just as one's reflexes are beginning to settle. Other factors are subjective.

Dosage

One every 2 weeks. Weekly only if high metabolism is in effect. Risks involve arteriosclerosis and a bad case of enlightenment.