The days march on and autumn is kindling in the trees around campus. Hordes of grounds-staff now lurk around wielding leaf blowers and mulch-churning lawn mowers. So far I've managed to capture 3 using the handy underground tunnel network connecting the bomb shelters around the lecture halls. Presently I'm waiting for signs of the next wave in class, passing the time by listening to a passionate lecture on DNA repair. Once these minions have been scared off, I will dispatch my army of RoboMowers ... ah, I hear them - the mulch people are here polluting the air with sound during classes ... to rescue the university from financial ruin!
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